Wednesday, December 14, 2022

Answering a Grindr Ad

"Dear Sir,

"We saw your profile and that you are about to graduate and move across the country to where we live. We apologize if this is too forward, but we would like to offer ourselves, our home, and our pussies to you. We bought this house ten years ago and we renovated it five years ago. We  feel that we have stagnated over the years since, and we are looking for something new. We hope that if you will consider taking us on as your girls it will give us the sense of purpose we lack.

"At different times we have both wanted the other to step up and become more dominant and controlling, but neither of us has been able to step up and take on that role for more than a few days. What we have found during those brief periods is that we are both profoundly submissive and in reality we both are pussygurls. 

"We are very committed to each other, so finding a man we can submit to has been challenging. We are hoping since you are not established in your career, home, or the community, that this may be the perfect opportunity for all of us. We expect that there will be some adjustments to be made, but we will strive to make sure the burdens of those adjustments fall on us and the benefits accrue to you. Although we will never look for punishment, we understand it may be needed frequently in the beginning as we learn what you want and expect from us.

"Our names are Chris (on the left) and Ed (on the right). Chris is a butcher, and Ed is an elementary school teacher.  When we are able to leave our jobs at work and focus only on you when we are not working. Chris has to work some weekends, but Ed never does, and he rarely has to work evenings. Of course, Ed also has summer, fall, winter and spring breaks.

"Ed cannot do anything public that might interfere with his employment. Given the interests you list in your profile, our sex life is something we would be prepared to turn over to you immediately, with other aspects of our life surrendered to you as you wish to take them.

"Chris is an excellent cook, and Ed is a neat freak, so we compliment each other well. We make make enough money to love comfortably, and we would not ask you to pay for rent or contribute toward utilities, food, or any other expenses. Although we have developed routines and ways of doing things, we understand that we would be obligated to change them to suit you. 

"Although we would follow any instruction you have for working out, grooming, or clothing, body modifications would only be considered on a long-term commitment. 

"Please let us know if you would be willing to come visit us. We would be happy to pay for business-class tickets for you and a friend to come and check out what we are offering.

"Thank you for you consideration."

"Chris and Ed"


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