You Were SO right, Bruh

I met Derek online, he was getting ready to move to my town after college graduation. Turns out he was self-conscious about his small dick, which prevented him from scoring the way he wanted. After I saw his baby dick in person for the first time, the problem was beyond obvious:

“Ah, you’re right... sorry to say, dude, but it’s tiny” I said. “But that doesn’t mean you should give up on sex entirely.”

“I’m just tired of getting laughed at” he revealed.

“You just need to reevaluate. You’re focusing on your little dick as your primary sex organ, and that’s wrong”

“What do you mean? I'm confused.”

“Well look at you Derek, you’re completely hairless, you’re twinky...you need to focus on your pussy”

“...But, I don’t have a pussy”

“Sure you do, I’ll show you, send me your address and I’ll send you a gift”

A week later he got the big dildo I sent him. After his initial reluctance, he admitted to trying it out.

"And dude?"

"Well, that first time was a lil awkward, I'll admit, and I was sore for days after. Now though, Christ I've got to have it in me at least twice a day, every day. You were SO right, bruh. I'm so much happier knowing I have a pussy. Thanks.