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I'm writing an article about men who find their penis to be.....unnecessary. I'm not looking for men who are looking to transition, but rather I'm looking for men who find their penis to be a thing for urination and not for pleasure.   If you don't care about erections or using your dick for pleasure, hit me up. I have a questionaire that will help me create an article for the magazine. You will be anonymous for the article.   Drop a line to: nick.gnmag@gmail.com

Who's Been Fucking You

When Michael got home late from college freshman soccer practice, his father knew something was up from his son's guilty look and shameful face.

He checked his son's butthole for use. 

"I can get my finger in there with no problems! Who's been fucking you? Was it that Clarkson boy? You dirty little bastard!"

"No Daddy, honestly! It wasn't Charlie Clarkson"

He couldn't tell his father it had been Coach Simpson, the soccer coach who had thoroughly fucked him when the other boys had left, keeping him back on a ruse. Not just Michael, and not for the first time either! His nylon soccer shorts were taken down and he was over the table with no nonsense from the big man.

Daddy wasn't putting up with any nonsense either. And since Michael was pre-lubed with cum Dad thought, "oh what the hell, might as well get e some pussy to."

Yes, Daddy

"You‘re doing great, baby girl. I love you so much! My beautiful princess. So tight and so slippery. I love you more, when pussy is all greased up, nice and loose like this and you taking me in deep. This way we get to have this much more intimate relationship. No no, don‘t stop. Keep on riding Daddy's dick, while your own limp lil clitty dangles on my belly. I want to feel you and shoot my babies deep inside you. Do you want that, too? Do you want to have millions of potential brothers in your pussy?“

"Yes, Daddy."

"I thought so. Then go on humping my dick. Fuck yourself with my cock. Ooooh, yeah, that‘s the stuff.
Yeah, baby girl! Fuck yeah princess. You were made for this. I sired you to put my hard cock all the way to my balls inside you. Fuck yeah! Fuck YEAH! Ooooooooooooh! Now get off me. I‘m done. Go ask your Uncle Mark, if he needs some pussy, too."

"Daddy …?"

"Yes?"

"Do you love me? You said You love me."

"I do. Every time I‘m inside your hungry lil cunt."

"OK."

"Great. We done here? You got your pussy full of Daddy's cum but I think your uncle needs your services. Maybe by the time your uncle breeds you Daddy will be ready to fuck you again.

"Yes, Daddy."

I knew I was In Trouble

I smelled his aftershave before I even heard him. I had been having a lazy morning, crashed out in the unfinished guest room on the spare bed that even didn’t have any sheets on it yet and I snuck into the liquor cabinet last night and got wasted. Boredom. 

But when I smelled my father’s shaving lotion and heard his heavy footfalls, I knew I was in trouble. My eyes were still closed. I was trying as hard as I could to push out the light that was already making my head smart. I heard him move toward the foot of the bed and felt his eyes on my naked body as I lay ass up and my legs spread wide apart trying to fall back asleep.

When he reached my feet, he paused. He chuckled. “Think you’re such a big man, huh? Well, you’ve definitely got hair on your butt like a man, maybe it’s time to see what other things you are ready for.” That’s when I felt his big warm hand on my ass and his finger traced my pucker.

My eyes snapped open, "Dad?"

"Who else would it be? But then you're hungover. Drank all my best scotch." He popped one finger into my rectum to the first knuckle. "Now what am I going to do about that?"

Without even thinking my ass popped up off the bed, my back arched and I moaned lightly. I had come out three years ago but hadn't told my father the news. Didn't think the timing was right. But in that three years, I became a total bathhouse whore and spent every moment of every weekend there getting fucked countless times.

"Hmm, seems to me either you're so hungover you don't know what you're doing, or you're a big slut that loves getting fucked."

My ears perked up. What did he just say? Did he just call me a slut? Did he just say I love getting fucked?  My head was a blur as his finger slid into the second knuckle. At that point I was up on my knees, legs spread as wide as they'd go, head and chest on the bed, my back fully arched, arms in front of me, and my limp dick and testicles dangling beneath me. I was moaning my head off.

"My lucky day! Got me a cock hungry cum dump cuntboi right here in my own house."

Dad had my full attention now. "Oh god, Daddy you have no idea how big of a whore I am. Never turn a dick away."

As my cock sank into my son's throat I paused hoping I had not done something wrong. I looked down to see Bruce's eyes locked on mine a grin on his face and his eyes sparkling letting me know it was fine with him. I reached down and took my son's hands and placed them on my ass and with a motion showed him I wanted him to fuck his mouth. My son did as I wanted and held him down with my hands and thrust in and out of Bruce's sucking mouth. I started to let up but Bruce whimpered letting me know to keep going. As I plunged in and out Bruce I worked a second finger inside his ass. 

Bruce was so lost in my thrust he did not notice the finger slide in. I worked my fingers against Bruce's prostrate and I bucked up and down the feelings shooting through my body were amazing like nothing I had ever felt before. My head went back, my hips shot forward and a sound like a moose crying came from deep inside of me and exploded into the room.

My cock spasmed and I shot my load into Bruce's hungry mouth. Bruce moaned and gulped taking every precious drop. My body was washed in a jerking motion every nerve seemed to be exploding. I worked my son's prostrate and he kept a tight suck on my cock as it flooded his mouth and bathed his tongue with sweet cum from the man he loved. My body was on fire. I began to shake and my muscles felt like jelly. "Oh my God, I yelled and the cum just kept flowing.

After what seemed forever my body started to relax and I felt as if I floated back on the mattress. Bruce kept sucking draining every drop and as he did I eased my fingers out of the tight grip his hole had on them. I let out a deep breath and reached down pulling Bruce on top of him kissing him and in doing so tasting his own cum. Bruce had saved some and as we kissed the cum into both of our mouths. 

Drifted Snow White: A M/M Erotic Retelling--- a 400th post celebration

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away in the middle of winter, when the flakes of snow were falling as big as swan feathers from the sky, a wonderful Queen sat at a window sewing, and the frame of the window was made of black ebony. And whilst she was sewing and looking out of the window at the snow, she pricked her finger with the needle, and three drops of blood 

fell upon the snow. And the red looked pretty upon the white snow, and she thought to herself, would that I had a child as white as snow, as red as blood, and as black as the wood of the window frame.

 

Soon after that, she had a little gorgeous fem-gay son, who was as white as snow, and as red as blood, and his hair was as black as ebony, and he was therefore called little Snow White.  And when the child was born, the wonderful Queen died.

 

After a year had passed the king took to himself a man-wife. He was a beautiful woman, but proud and haughty, and she could not bear that anyone else should surpass her in beauty.  He had a wonderful-looking glass, and when he stood in front of it and looked at himself in it, and said, 

 

"Looking-glass, Looking-glass, 

on the wall, who in this land is the fairest of all."

 

 

The Looking Glass answered, 

"Thou, o queen, art the fairest of all."

 

Then he was satisfied, for she knew that the Looking glass spoke the truth.

 

But Snow White was growing up, and grew more and more beautiful each day, and when he was eighteen years old she was as beautiful as the day was long, and more beautiful than the queen himself.  And once when the queen asked,

 

 "Looking-glass, Looking-glass, Looking-glass, on the wall, who in this land is the fairest

 of all.

 

It answered, "Thou art fairer than all who are here, my queen. But more beautiful still is Snow White, as I ween."

Then the Queen was shocked and turned green with envy.  From that hour, whenever he looked at Snow White, her heart heaved in his breast, he hated the fem-boi so much. Envy and pride grew higher and higher in his heart like a weed, so that he had no peace day or night. He called a huntsman, and said, “Take this fem-boy away into the forest.  I will no longer have her in my sight.  Kill her, and bring me back heart, lung, and liver as a token.  The huntsman obeyed and took her away but when he had drawn his knife, and was about to pierce Snow White's innocent heart, she began to weep, and said, "Ah dear huntsman, leave me my life.  I will run away into the wild forest and never come home again. I promise. In return for this favor, I will give you my cherry ass. She removed her itty bitty, teeny tiny skirt and lace panties got on the ground on all fours and presented her virgin cunt to the huntsman as promised.

 

The huntsman was a kind and wonderful man, with a tender heart who had true feelings for Snow White and popped her cherry with care and love the huntsman knew he truly loved her but could never marry Snow White because of the Evil Queen.

 

And as she was so beautiful the huntsman had pity on her after breeding her and said, "Run away, then, baby girl.  "Don't even bother putting on your panties or skirt", thought he, for a stone, had been rolled from his heart.  And as a young bear just then came running by he stabbed it, cut out its lung and liver, and took them to the Queen as proof that the boy was dead.  The cook had to salt them, and the wicked queen ate them and thought she had eaten the lungs and liver of Snow White.

 

But now the poor twink was all alone in the great forest, and so terrified that she did not know what to do.  Then she began to run and ran. Snow White ran as long as her feet would go until it was almost evening, then she saw a little cottage and went into it to rest. Everything in the cottage was small, but neater and cleaner than can be told.  There was a table on which was a white cover, and seven little plates, and on each plate a little spoon, moreover, there 

were seven little knives and forks, and seven little mugs. Against the wall stood seven little beds side by side and covered with snow-white counterpanes.

 

Snow White was so hungry and thirsty that she ate some vegetables and bread from each plate and drank a drop of wine out of each mug, for she did not wish to take all from one only. Then, as she was so tired, she laid herself down on one of the little beds fully naked, but none of them suited her, one was too long, and another too short, but at last she found that the seventh.

one was right, and so he remained in it and went to sleep on top of the cover’s ass up.

 

When it was quite dark the owners of the cottage came back. Seven dwarfs dug and delved in the mountains for ore.  They lit their seven candles, and as it was now light within the cottage 

they saw that someone had been there, for everything was not in the same order in which they had left it.

 

The first said, "Who has been sitting on my chair?"

The second, "Who has been eating off my plate?"

The third, "Who has been taking some of my bread?"

The fourth, "Who has been eating my vegetables?"

The fifth, Who has been using my fork?"

The sixth, Who has been cutting with my knife?"

The seventh, "Who has been drinking out of my mug."

 

Then the first looked round and saw that there was a little hollow on his bed, and he said, "Who has been in my bed." The others came up and each called out, "Somebody has been lying in my bed too."  

 

But the seventh when he looked at his bed saw little Snow White, who was lying asleep therein, naked and ass up. He called the others, and they cried out with astonishment and brought their seven little candles and let the light fall on the beautiful and nude Snow White.  "Oh, heavens, oh, heavens," cried they, "What a lovely fem lil twink and look at her gorgeous pussy."  And they were so glad that they did not wake her up but let her sleep in the bed.  And the seventh dwarf slept with his companions who fucked him silly for he was their cum dump. The seventh dwarf slept one hour with each, and so passed the night.

 

When it was morning little Snow White awoke and was frightened when she saw the seven dwarfs who were all naked and standing around her bed with their morning erections.  But they were friendly and asked her what her name was.  "My name is Snow White, she answered. "How have you come to our house", said the dwarfs.  Then she told them that his stepmother had wished to have her killed because she was more beautiful, but that the huntsman had spared his life, and that he had run for the whole day until at last she had found their dwelling.

The dwarfs said "If you will take care of our house, cook, make the beds, wash, sew, and knit. If you will keep everything neat and clean, stay in a chastity cage, and wear your little skirt with no panties at all times and become our second cum dump you can stay with us and you shall want for nothing."

 

"Yes, oh yes I will", said Snow White, with all my heart. And she stayed with them.  She kept the house for them.  In the mornings after breeding her they went to the mountains and looked for gold, in the 

evenings they came back, bred her again, and then their supper had to be ready. The fem-boi was alone the whole day, so the good dwarfs warned her and said “Beware of your step-mother, she will soon know that you are here, be sure to let no one come in.”

 

But the Evil Queen, believing that he had eaten Snow White's lung and liver, could not but think that he was again the first and most beautiful of all, and he went to the looking glass and said, 

 

"Looking glass, looking glass, on the wall, who in this land is the fairest of all.

 

And the glass answered,

          "Oh, queen, thou art fairest of all I see,

          but over the hills, where the seven dwarfs’ dwell,

          Snow White is still alive and well,

          and none is so fair as he."

 

Then he was astounded, for he knew that the looking glass never spoke falsely, and he knew that the huntsman had betrayed her and that little Snow White was still alive.

 

And so the Queen thought again how he might kill Snow White, for so long as he was not the fairest in the whole land, envy let him have no rest.  And when he had at last thought of something to do, he dressed himself like an old peddler man, and no one could have known him.  In this disguise, he went over the seven mountains to the seven dwarfs and knocked at the door and cried, “Pretty things to sell, very cheap.”  

 

Little Snow White looked out of the window and called out, "Good day my good man, what have you to sell?”

 

Good things, very pretty things, he answered, aces of all colors, and he pulled out one that was woven of bright-colored silk and lingerie.  The Evil Queen was stunned to see Snow White's naked ass exposed and realized the partially nude Snow White was even more beautiful. "I may let the worthy old woman in, thought Snow White, and she unbolted the door and bought the pretty laces and lingerie.  

 

"Boy", said the old man, "What a fright you look, come, I will lace your corset properly for once."

 

Snow White had no suspicion but stood before him and let herself be laced with the new laces.  But the old man laced so quickly and so tightly that Snow White lost her breath and fell as if dead. "Now I am the most beautiful," said the Evil Queen to himself, and ran away.

 

Not long afterward, in the evening, the seven dwarfs came home, but how shocked they were when they saw their dear little Snow White lying on the ground, and that he neither stirred nor moved, and seemed to be dead.  They lifted her, and, as they saw that she was laced too tightly, they cut the laces, then she began to breathe a little, and after a while came to life again. When the dwarfs heard what had happened 

they said, "The old peddler-man was no one else than the wicked queen, take care and let no one come in when we are not with you." The oldest of the seven then put Snow White, bare ass up, over his knee and proceeded to spank her for being a very naughty little girl. Then stood Snow White in the corner with no clothes at all and a big butt plug in her tight lil pink pussy.

 

 But the wicked Queen when she had reached home went in front of the glass and asked, 

 

"Looking-glass, Looking-glass, on the wall, who in this land is the fairest of all."

 

And it answered as before,

          "Oh, queen, thou art fairest of all I see,

          but over the hills, where the seven dwarfs’ dwell,

          Snow White is still alive and well,

          and none is so fair as he."

 

When he heard that, all his blood rushed to his heart with fear, for he saw plainly that little Snow White was again alive. But now, he said, I will think of something that shall really put an end to you. And with the help of witchcraft, which he understood, he made a poisonous comb. Then he disguised herself and took the shape of another old man. So, he went over the seven mountains to the seven dwarfs, knocked at the door, and cried, "Good things to sell cheap."  Little Snow White looked out and said, "Go away, I cannot let anyone come in."

 

"I suppose you can look," said the old woman, and pulled the poisonous comb out and held it up. It pleased the girl so well that she let herself be beguiled and opened the door. When they had made a bargain the old man said, "Now I will comb you properly for once."  Poor little Snow 

White had no suspicion, and let the old man do as she pleased, but hardly had he put the comb in Snow White's hair then the poison in it took effect, and the fem-boi fell senseless.  "You paragon of beauty," said the wicked man, "You are done for now", and he went away.

 

But fortunately, it was almost evening, when the seven dwarfs came home.  When they saw Snow White lying as if dead on the ground they at once suspected the stepmother, and they looked and found the poisoned comb.  Scarcely had they taken it out when Snow White came to herself and told them what had happened. Then they warned her once more to be upon her guard and to open the door to no one. Once again the eldest dwarf turned Snow White turned her bare ass up over his knee and spanked her soundly. With some of the slaps falling on Snow White's hairless cunt. Standing the fem-boi in the corner nude with a big butt plug in her pussy.

 

The Evil Queen, at home, went in front of the glass and said, 

 

"Looking-glass, looking-glass, on the wall, who in this land is the fairest of all."

 

Then it answered as before,

          "Oh, queen, thou art fairest of all I see,

          but over the hills, where the seven dwarfs’ dwell,

          Snow White is still alive and well, full of cum

          and none is so fair as she."

 

When he heard the glass speak thus he trembled and shook with rage.  "Snow White shall die", he cried, even if it costs me my life. Thereupon he went into a quite secret, lonely room, where no one ever came, and there she made a very poisonous apple. Outside it looked pretty, white with a red cheek, so that everyone who saw it longed for it, but whoever ate a piece of it must surely die.

 

When the apple was ready he dressed himself up as a farmer and so she went over the seven mountains to the seven dwarfs. He knocked at the door.  Snow White put her head out of the window and said, "I cannot let anyone in, the seven dwarfs have forbidden me.”

 

“It is all the same to me", answered the man, I shall soon get rid of my apples. There, I will give you one."

 

"No", said Snow White, "I dare not take anything. When I do I grow ill then the eldest dwarf spanks my bare butt, you see." 

 

"Are you afraid of poison", said the old man, look, I will cut the apple in two pieces, you eat the red cheek, and I will eat the white. The apple was so cunningly made that only the red cheek was poisoned.  Snow-white longed for the fine apple, and when she saw that the man had eaten part of it she could resist no longer and stretched out her hand and took the poisonous half.  But hardly had she a bit of it in her mouth than she fell dead.  Then the Evil Queen looked at her with a dreadful look, and laughed aloud and said, "White as snow, red as blood, black as ebony-wood, this time the dwarfs cannot wake you up again."

 

And when she asked of the Looking glass at home,

 

          Looking-glass, looking-glass, on the wall,

          who in this land is the fairest of all.

 

And it answered at last,

 

          Oh, my queen, in this land thou art fairest of all.

 

Then her envious heart had rest, so far as an envious heart can have rest.

 

The dwarfs, when they came home in the evening, found Snow White lying on the ground, she breathed no longer and was dead. They lifted her, looked to see whether they could find anything poisonous, unlaced her, combed her hair, and washed her with water and wine, but it was all no use, the poor child was dead and remained dead.  They laid her upon a bier, and all seven of them sat round it and wept for her and wept for three days long. Then they were going to bury her, but she still looked as if she were living, and still had her pretty red cheeks both on her face and ass.  They said, we could not bury her in the dark ground, and they had a transparent coffin of glass made, so that she could be seen from all sides, and they laid her in it and wrote her name upon it in golden letters, and that she was a king's son.  Then they put the coffin out upon the mountain, and one of them always stayed by it and watched it.  

 

And now Snow White lay a long, long time in the coffin, and she did not change but looked as if she were asleep, for she was as white as snow, as red as blood, and her hair was as black as ebony. It happened; however, a King's Alpha Son came into the forest and went to the dwarves, house to spend the night.  He saw the coffin on the mountain, and the beautiful Snow White within it, and read what was written upon it in golden letters.  Then he said to the dwarfs, "Let me have the coffin, I will give you whatever you want for it."  But the dwarfs answered we will not part with it for all the gold in the world.  

 

Then he said, "Let me have it as a gift, for I cannot live without seeing the beautiful Snow White.  I will honor and prize her as my dearest possession."  As he spoke in this way the good dwarfs took pity upon him and gave him the coffin. And now the king's son had it carried away.  And it happened that they stumbled over a tree stump, and with the shock, the poisonous piece of apple that Snow White had bitten off came out of her throat.  Before long she opened her eyes, lifted the lid of the coffin, sat up, and was once more alive.  "Oh, heavens, where am I," she cried.  

 

The king's son, full of joy told the story the dwarves had told him and then said, "You are with me for I fell in love at seeing you slumber."  And told her what had happened, and said, "I love you more than everything in the world, come with me to my father's palace, you shall be my wife."

 

Snow White was willing and went with him, and their wedding was held with great show and splendor. But, Snow White's wicked stepmother was also bidden to the feast.  When he had arrayed herself in beautiful clothes he went before the looking glass, and said,

 

          "Looking-glass, looking-glass, on the wall,

          who in this land is the fairest of all."

 

The glass answered,

 

          "Oh, queen, of all here the fairest art thou,

          but the young queen is fairer by far as I trow."

 

Then the wicked man uttered a curse and was so wretched, so utterly wretched that he knew not what to do.  At first, she would not go to the wedding at all, but he had no peace and had to go to see the young queen.  And when he went in he recognized Snow White, and he stood still with rage and fear, and could not stir.  But iron slippers had already been put upon the fire, and they were brought in with tongs and set before him by Prince Charming.  Then he was forced to put on the red-hot shoes and dance until he dropped down dead.